Twit Wit… Part 21…

Here are some more pearls of wisdom that I have Tweeted… or as some of you like to think of them: crack squirrel droppings…
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*Talking is not the same as saying something… just so we are clear on that.
*If you love someone, let them think…
*Learn lots of interesting stuff when you are young so you will have lots of interesting stuff to forget when you get old.
*”Is what it is, it is.”- Philosopher Yoda.
*”Be to or not be to, the question is.”- Shakespeare Yoda.
*I don’t invest in securities… I invest in insecurities…
*That was Zen, but this is now…
*You know I just make this stuff up, right?
*I never get lost… because I never know where I am going…
*Pardon me while I pause to collect your thoughts…
*Love blazes, friendship smolders, passion rages, hatred consumes…
*Sometimes you have to stop worrying so much about how you live your life and just live it.
*Sometimes the hardest things to do are the things we need to do the most.
*I just want to make you laugh until you pee your pants… is that too much to ask?
*My doctor told me I need to drop a few pounds… so I dropped a bowling ball… on his foot…
*Why do they give us so much room to put words in this box… who has that much to say?
*I got your back… should I shave it as long as I’m here?
*Ever notice that going ‘bananas’ and going ‘ape shit’ mean the same thing? Coincidence? I think not! They are the same thing.
*Testosterone… nothing good can come of it…
*Life is funny… until it shits on your head like a pterodactyl with diarrhea…

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10 Responses to Twit Wit… Part 21…

  1. benzeknees says:

    My favorite: *I got your back… should I shave it as long as I’m here? Not that I need my back shaved!

  2. Classics. Plus you can come back here and tweet these again in a year.

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