Here are some more pearls of wisdom that I have Tweeted… or as some of you like to think of them: crack squirrel droppings…
*Talking is not the same as saying something… just so we are clear on that.
*If you love someone, let them think…
*Learn lots of interesting stuff when you are young so you will have lots of interesting stuff to forget when you get old.
*”Is what it is, it is.”- Philosopher Yoda.
*”Be to or not be to, the question is.”- Shakespeare Yoda.
*I don’t invest in securities… I invest in insecurities…
*That was Zen, but this is now…
*You know I just make this stuff up, right?
*I never get lost… because I never know where I am going…
*Pardon me while I pause to collect your thoughts…
*Love blazes, friendship smolders, passion rages, hatred consumes…
*Sometimes you have to stop worrying so much about how you live your life and just live it.
*Sometimes the hardest things to do are the things we need to do the most.
*I just want to make you laugh until you pee your pants… is that too much to ask?
*My doctor told me I need to drop a few pounds… so I dropped a bowling ball… on his foot…
*Why do they give us so much room to put words in this box… who has that much to say?
*I got your back… should I shave it as long as I’m here?
*Ever notice that going ‘bananas’ and going ‘ape shit’ mean the same thing? Coincidence? I think not! They are the same thing.
*Testosterone… nothing good can come of it…
*Life is funny… until it shits on your head like a pterodactyl with diarrhea…
Click here to get to the post where we are trying to break the record for most comments on one post… and become a part of history…
- 92,603 hits
My other book
Follow me on TwitterMy Tweets
Top Posts & Pages
- *** COMMENT HERE ***
- A book review... Depression's Dance...
- Words... and blogs... do matter...
- I have sold my first book...
- Come on, WordPress... we got 20,000 comments on one post without going viral or being negative... give us some love!!!
- Spiders of the world wide web...
- Unicorns vomit rainbows... in your dreams...
- How I can turn the brilliant work of an awesome blogger into a shameless self-promotion...
- ***WARNING*** This post contains some of the most disturbing images you will ever see on a blog... and when I say that, you know it is going to be weird...
Stuff you might like
- March 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- November 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- July 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
- October 2012
- September 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- May 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
Always use protection!
Pouring My Art Out by Arthur H. Browne is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.Based on a work at http://pouringmyartout.wordpress.com/.
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.