I keep seeing commercials for ‘male enhancement’ pills on TV. At the end, there is always a warning that if you experience an erection lasting more than four hours, you should call a doctor. What I want to know is this; what if you experience that and you aren’t taking any medication at all?
No… I am not bragging. I am not even saying this is a problem I face regularly… anymore… But when I was a teenager, you know what we called an erection lasting more than four hours? We called it being a teenager. Or puberty. Or just ‘Friday night’.
I would hate to think that there were millions of teenage boys out there wondering if they should call 911 just because these commercials don’t make themselves clear.
So I hope I have set your minds at ease, young fellows. No need to call a doctor. Far better to call a girl. Just don’t be a jerk about it… ummmm… if you see what I mean.