I do a bunch of posts about how I am only getting 20 or 30 views a day, and for that I get 223 views.
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awwww man.
You are so spoiled.
I know. But I still manage to draw people in to my strange little spiled world.
Electronic voodoo.
Simple charm and wide-eyed innocence!
She laughed as she allowed him his delusion.
What. People like that I don’t have a clue what is going around me… at least people on my blog… my family, not so much.
Sigh. So I should just whine and people will come and read? Is that what you’re telling me? Is it? Is it? Huh?
I don’t know… how good are you at whining? Maybe it only works for me… maybe I am just really good at it… or maybe it is a trick that only works once. If I knew what people liked I wouldn’t do new stuff all the time… wait … what am I saying??? If that was true my blog would now just be pictures of baby Willie… because that sure worked.
Anyway, I was making a point. I do stuff I think is great and nobody sees it. My story about the time I almost drowned… ‘what a way to go’…is one of the most interesting things ever to happen to a person, but I had to threaten to hold my own blog hostage until more people read it. At first, I got more views and comments on the post saying I was holding my blog hostage than the post I wanted people to read. I think maybe people are weird.
You think maybe people are weird???? Like the pig on the airplane says, did you really just say that??? You. said. that?? You. Now I do really believe sometimes you just talk to hear yourself talk…lol.
No… because I never listen to myself when I talk.
WordPress said once that posts about blogging and writing tend to do well in terms of views. Do you have spies at WordPress, wandering around mysteriously with their cloaks and daggers?
I think they have spies at my house. I keep seeing this short, mysterious stranger with a hairy face… and my daughters do not have hairy faces… oh… wait… that’s the dog…
Are you SURE it’s a dog? Maybe it’s a WordPress spy in disguise……
Too smart and helpful for that.
Gregor is responsible for 211 of those visits. He went to every Internet cafe he could find over the last 24 hours. He felt so bad for you . . .
That’s funny. Somebody told me they have a friend who is travelling to China soon and they will ask them to go to my blog while they are there because I have never gotten a hit from China… that wasn’t you, was it?
Gregor was banned at the border. The head bandages freaked out all the border guards. I’m sure he’ll keep trying, though.
Border guards… I have had trouble with those guys too…