I know you are busy making your billions of people work 18 hours a day, 7 days a week, in horrible conditions in huge factory-sized sweat-shops so they can make lead paint-covered products to slowly kill people in other countries, but I have a favor to ask you.
Can you please stop making it so that all those billions of people over there can’t read my blog?
I am sure you have good reasons for keeping your people off the interwebs. It hasn’t done anything to make the rest of the world more productive. And I can see how you wouldn’t want all your teeming masses to learn too much about how bad off they are by seeing how the rest of the world lives. But my blog isn’t going to make them rise up and rebel against you. Quite the opposite in fact. It will just give them something to smile about during their two minutes of free time.
The reason I ask is because I am treating the map on my stats page like a game of Risk. I want to get at least one hit from every country on the planet, and you… and Greenland and a couple of African countries are all that is standing in my way of global domination.