I have 499 followers…
The next person who clicks the follow button is going to make me very happy. No, you won’t get free tickets to Disneyland or a car. You get something much better than that…
You get to read my blog every day…
Because it will pop up right on your reader.
Not bad for pushing one button, you must admit.
Also, you will join a select group of the best followers in the world, meet some very funny and interesting people, and maybe take part in some hilarious comment conversations if you wish to.
And I do love my followers. I take requests and suggestions and everything. And also, since I am using this blog in part to convince publishers that I can get people to read my stuff so they publish my funny sci-fi novel, you might help make my dream come true. So push the button already.
500 followers. That is like a magic number. That is so exciting that I am not even going to make a joke about having to go out and buy more Koolaid and cyanide.
Oh, and as long as you are here, please read all the posts bellow about our revolution and how we do not like the new changes that WordPress has initiated. Then you can join the revolution and change the world!
Wow, this really is your lucky day, isn’t it?